GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a mo